Vapor
she/her - 22 - Digital Artist
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[9:42pm] lizardpuppy: I'm depressed!
[9:42pm] lizardpuppy throws confetti!
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[10:48am] Fangs: i am a simple man with simple toaster needs
[10:48am] Vapor: im gonna wish on that shooting star that yall gain more than one brain cell to rub together
[10:48am] Smariel: well seeing as a few of us are trying to rub a toaster probs not
[10:48am] PrismStar: i just want all my needs met. great sex, great toast, cuddle buddy, has no choice but to listen to my problems
[10:49am] hellhound: prism just get a dildo please
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[12:54pm] Fangs: you're going to get super powers
[12:55pm] Perseus: mosquitoman
[12:55pm] Perseus: my power? annoying
[12:55pm] Fangs: your power is suckin
[12:55pm] Vapor: suckin LOL
[12:55pm] Antsinmyskin: Succ
[12:55pm] Perseus: LMAO
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[4:23pm] BugFinder: i already have to do that with the toaster, the blender, the mixer, ect -.- im running out of panties
[4:23pm] Adits: running out of... what?
[4:23pm] BugFinder: POANTRIES
[4:23pm] Jenova: panties pantries
[4:23pm] MrCisnt: What did I come home to˙◠˙
[4:24pm] BugFinder: PANTRIES!!!@ LMAO
[4:24pm] BugFinder: FML
[4:24pm] Adits: Bug running out of panties
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[5:29pm] Phantasma: Cream filled thumbs up
[5:29pm] Vapor: LOL
[5:29pm] Adits: cream filled is the best..
[5:29pm] Adits: way to be
[5:29pm] Jenova: PFF
[5:29pm] Vapor: storm walks in unknowingly
[5:29pm] stormlover: ooo are we talking doughnuts
[5:29pm] Phantasma: sd;hgb
[5:29pm] Vapor: ... <
[5:29pm] Jenova: dying
[5:29pm] Vapor: yeah...
[5:29pm] Phantasma: Yes, totally
[5:30pm] Adits: You can call it that.
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[9:20pm] Vapor: so basically i just put too much meat on this hoes dumpy
[9:20pm] wormy: >>
[9:20pm] wormy: can iquote that
[9:20pm] Vapor: yes lmao
[9:20pm] wormy: thats the name of my next song
[9:20pm] wormy: too much meat on this hoes dumpy
[9:21pm] Sjoukje: Yesssss
[9:21pm] Blackfeathr: No such thing as too much meat
[9:21pm] wormy: ft. vapor
[9:21pm] wormy: dropping aug 2015
[9:21pm] Vapor: i just wanna sing the adlibs
[9:21pm] wormy: "huh" "yuh" "on her dumpy! (on her dumpy yeah)"
[9:21pm] Vapor: LMAO
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[2:36am] Hakukage: guess why
[2:37am] Fangs: chicken thigh you fuckin low brow italian fuck
[2:37am] Hakukage: lmao
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[6:18pm] Gandxlf: jason waxes his body.
[6:18pm] Adits: bald
[6:18pm] Sjoukje: Him's a sparkling baby boy
[6:18pm] Fangs: i would wax my body if i was hairy
[6:19pm] Vapor: this is the skin of a WH player bella
[6:19pm] Gandxlf: LOL
[6:19pm] Sjoukje: Lmfaoooooooooo
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[6:28pm] Gandxlf: have you...checked your butthole?
[6:29pm] Vapor: mcscuse me?
[6:30pm] Fangs: mcscuse? lol
[6:30pm] Fangs: well, keeping that
[6:30pm] Gandxlf: mcfucking welcome
[6:30pm] Fangs: supersize your mcscuses
[6:34pm] Vapor: thieves
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[12:06am] Vapor: you can succ this dick while you're at it
[12:06am] Hakukage: ayo
[12:06am] Hakukage: you dont got one
[12:06am] Starba: She does
[12:06am] Starba: it's bigger than yours.
[12:06am] Vapor: who says
[12:06am] Vapor: its not like you've seen, hater
[12:06am] Hakukage: how would you know lacey
[12:07am] Fangs: damn shots fired
[12:07am] Vapor: the women get special privilege obviously
[12:07am] Hakukage: lmao
[12:07am] Hakukage: vapor is a lady killer
[12:07am] Starba: Whenever any dudes at work puff their chest out when they stretch/yawn. I mimic them. Saying mine is bigger.
[12:08am] Vapor: i hear more women than men talk about their dick
[12:08am] Fangs: its always so funny when girls legit are made and are like "suck my dick"
[12:08am] Fangs: mad*
[12:08am] Hakukage: pffft
[12:08am] Hakukage: same
[12:08am] Vapor: made
[12:08am] Null: dude
[12:09am] Null: i talk about it simply bc it sounds fucking awesome having one
[12:09am] Hakukage: i hear girls say suck my dick or balls more then men
[12:09am] Fangs: and girls are all tiny and cute and shit. like how can you be threatened
[12:09am] Null: like id love to peg a bitch with a real one
[12:09am] Vapor: born to stroke, forced to flick
[12:09am] Null: LMFAOOO
[12:09am] Hakukage: pftt
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[6:13pm] Starba: Vapor puts us in our places.
[6:13pm] ModirLoki: I feel like Vapor and I are gonna be good friends, and I'm down for it
[6:14pm] Fangs: she can be cool when shes not cheatin
[6:14pm] Vapor: im friends with basically everyone, trust its not hard to get along with me
[6:14pm] Vapor: TAKE YOUR MOUTH
[6:14pm] Vapor: AND FILL IT
[6:14pm] Vapor: WITH MY BALLS, JASON
[6:14pm] ModirLoki: LMAOOO
[6:14pm] Starba: He might like that tho
[6:14pm] ModirLoki: Point proven
[6:14pm] Fangs: they taste like sunshine
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[6:50pm] Hakukage: VAPOR JOIN VC
[6:50pm] Hakukage: grabs gun
[6:50pm] Vapor: haku eat my hairy asshole
[6:50pm] Hakukage: trim that shit
[6:50pm] Hakukage: thats nasty
[6:50pm] Hakukage: no wonder your smellly
[6:50pm] Vapor: explore the wilderness
[6:50pm] Gandxlf: vomit.
[6:50pm] Vapor: LOL
[6:50pm] Hakukage: beau get away from her
[6:51pm] Vapor: i hope yall take this dicc better than u take a joke
[6:51pm] Hakukage: vapor
[6:51pm] Beebo: damn
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: jesus christ.
[6:51pm] Dogjaws: bro
[6:51pm] Hakukage: you don't have one
[6:51pm] Beebo: write that down
[6:51pm] Hakukage: VAPOR
[6:51pm] Dogjaws: hold up
[6:51pm] Vapor: <3
[6:51pm] Hakukage: WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS
[6:51pm] ModirLoki: WRITE THAT DOWN
[6:51pm] Dogjaws: speaking of dick
[6:51pm] Beebo: <
[6:51pm] ModirLoki: oh gods
[6:51pm] Vapor: <
[6:52pm] Dogjaws: oh are we waiting on me to finish
[6:52pm] Beebo: yes
[6:52pm] Vapor: yes
[6:52pm] Gandxlf: yes
[6:52pm] ModirLoki: YES
[6:52pm] Dogjaws: LMFAO
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[8:52pm] Dogjaws: beebo is a dominant dog per say
[8:52pm] Vapor: heard
[8:52pm] Beebo: I got big dick energy
[8:52pm] Beebo: woof woof
[8:52pm] Vapor: beebs is a bottom
[8:52pm] MustangGT: DOMINANT DOG
[8:52pm] Dogjaws: and she will rip any other dog to shreds
[8:52pm] MustangGT: LMFaoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:52pm] Gandxlf: Small dick energy honestly.
[8:52pm] ModirLoki: VPAOR
[8:52pm] Sofra: WTF is going on out there
[8:52pm] Beebo: yall just saying im aggressive bc im black --
[8:52pm] MustangGT: SMALL DICK ENERGY
[8:52pm] MustangGT: WHAT-
[8:52pm] Dogjaws: LMAO
[8:52pm] Dogjaws: bitch
[8:52pm] Vapor: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
[8:52pm] Gandxlf: WOW
[8:52pm] ModirLoki: B PLEASE
[8:53pm] Dogjaws: HALF black
[8:53pm] Dogjaws: .
[8:53pm] Dogjaws: IM
[8:53pm] Beebo: if I get banned for tat idc
[8:53pm] Vapor: how the actual fuck would i know that information beeb
[8:53pm] Gandxlf: LOOOOL
[8:53pm] Fangs: that explains it
[8:53pm] Kiba: beebo is like tsundere character in an anime
[8:53pm] Dogjaws: LMAO
[8:53pm] Beebo: LMFAOOOO
[8:53pm] ModirLoki: I'm fucking CACKLING
[8:53pm] Beebo: NOW YOU KNOW
[8:53pm] Beebo: UR WELCOME
[8:53pm] Vapor: I CANT RACIAL STEREOTYPE SOMEONE WHOSE RACE I DONT KNOW
[8:53pm] Sjoukje: Beebs
[8:53pm] Crissy: Gone
[8:53pm] Beebo: SKFOSEJSEFGJSE
[8:53pm] Gandxlf: I can
[8:53pm] ModirLoki: VAPORRRR
[8:53pm] Beebo: im crying vapor
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[9:07pm] MustangGT: vapor is neutered now i guess????????????
[9:07pm] Vapor: says whomst
[9:07pm] Enemy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:07pm] MustangGT: i
[9:07pm] Vapor: my swimmers are doing just fine thank you
[9:07pm] Fangs: what swimmers
[9:07pm] MustangGT: swimmers
[9:07pm] MustangGT: im crying
[9:07pm] Vapor: yknow the swimmers
[9:07pm] Vapor: in my balls
[9:08pm] Vapor: that i have
[9:08pm] Fangs: that you dont have
[9:08pm] Vapor: have you checked personally, perv?
[9:08pm] Fangs: well no but
[9:08pm] Vapor: exactly
[9:08pm] Fangs: i can make an educated guess
[9:08pm] MustangGT: vapor fangs doesn't know what it looks like cuz he doesnt have any
[9:08pm] Vapor: never seen a man with tits before?
[9:09pm] Vapor: so fair <
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[9:09pm] Gandxlf: i'm a slut for crunchwraps.
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[1:35am] Vapor: would you rather speak like yoda- voice and all, or breath like darth vader indefinitely
[1:36am] Fangs: vader
[1:36am] ModirLoki: I already breath like vader
[1:36am] ModirLoki: Asthma
[1:36am] Gandxlf: i never fixed my broken nose.
[1:36am] Fangs: id lean into it
[1:36am] Fangs: some girls dig it
[1:36am] Gandxlf: i already sound like vader
[1:36am] Gandxlf: >:x
[1:36am] Vapor: you dont wanna be in the middle of sex like "like that, you do?"
[1:36am] ModirLoki: LIKE THAT DO YA
[1:36am] Fangs: take that, you will
[1:36am] Gandxlf: Daddy, you will call me.
[1:36am] Vapor: LMAO
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[9:59pm] StarOfDarkness: ...Why are we having a funeral for Jason?
[9:59pm] Vapor: cause im eating him obvi
[9:59pm] StarOfDarkness: Fair.
[9:59pm] Perseus: can snek has some
[9:59pm] Vapor: yeah you can take the ass-end
[9:59pm] Perseus: ..........
[10:00pm] Fangs: they say thats got all the flavor
[10:00pm] Vapor: shut up jason youre suppose to be dead
[10:00pm] Fangs: ah ok
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[9:33pm] Gandxlf: hiiiiiii
[9:33pm] Vapor: welcome to the casting couch babes
[9:33pm] Kata: Hiii
[9:33pm] ModirLoki: You did not call this room casting couch
[9:33pm] Vapor: i even renamed it loki
[9:33pm] ModirLoki: omg you fucking did
[9:33pm] Vapor: LOL
[9:33pm] ModirLoki: I shall not be on that couch anymore
[9:33pm] Dishsoap: hell yea
[9:34pm] Vapor: lammmmeee
[9:34pm] Kata: why are we casting spells
[9:34pm] Vapor: LMAOO
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[11:27pm] Vapor: i need a chatland to admin so i can abuse my power
[11:27pm] Gandxlf: <<
[11:27pm] Adits: Abuse me.
[11:27pm] Vapor: yes maam, on it maam <<
NOTICE: vapor kicked BugFinder for - "Ass too phat, property damages. do not pass go do not collect 200 dolla."
[11:28pm] Vapor: oh shit
[11:28pm] Vapor: wrong person
[11:28pm] Vapor: LOL
[11:28pm] lizardpuppy: LMAOO
[11:28pm] Perseus: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[11:29pm] Adits: He is going to love that.. especially since he is drunk
[11:29pm] Vapor: whoops LMAO
[11:29pm] Vapor: i was trying to kick you not himm
[11:29pm] Vapor: oml
[11:29pm] Adits: I moved here so you can reach me
[11:29pm] Adits: He goes "..WHy did I get booted"
[11:29pm] Fangs: poor bug
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[8:51pm] Vapor: beebs draw me some good ole cod ghost and my life is yours
[8:51pm] Beebo: ESGSIGSEGSEI
[8:51pm] Beebo: GS
[8:51pm] Beebo: SGS
[8:51pm] Beebo: SIMON
[8:51pm] Kosatka: what do you think i'm looking at on pinterest rn LOL
[8:51pm] Beebo: RILEY
[8:51pm] Beebo: SCREAMING
[8:51pm] Fangs: the fuck is ghost cod. the fish?
[8:51pm] ModirLoki: NO VAPOR FOR REAL
[8:51pm] Vapor: pl e ase
[8:51pm] ModirLoki: ON MY KNEES
[8:51pm] Beebo: IM FERAL
[8:51pm] Vapor: you want my kidney? add konig
[8:53pm] Vapor: simon and konig are call of duty characters and i will have their children
[8:53pm] ModirLoki: same
[8:53pm] ModirLoki: LIBJDALIVJNDINV
[8:53pm] ModirLoki: VAPOR
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[10:48pm] Beebo: heaven cant be all that great anyways
[10:48pm] Vapor: this whole groups goin to hell together anyways, that or valhalla
[10:48pm] Zyn: bunch of prudes and vanilla sex up there
[10:48pm] StickyBeanz: nah im going to heaven
[10:48pm] Zyn: no thanks.
[10:48pm] Vapor: i quite enjoy pre-marital hand holding
[10:48pm] Sjoukje: holds Vapor's hand
[10:48pm] StickyBeanz: i think heaven is a giant orgy
[10:49pm] Vapor: i just jizzed
[10:49pm] Sjoukje: fingers linked
[10:49pm] ModirLoki: lsdjvnsjvnksnjv
[10:49pm] StickyBeanz: girl >
[10:49pm] Sjoukje: Loooooooool
[10:49pm] Beebo: is that allowed
[10:49pm] Vapor: now according to christian law we gotta get married veronica
[10:50pm] StickyBeanz: ban notice incoming
[10:50pm] Vapor: for what lol
[10:50pm] StickyBeanz: the forbidden j word
[10:50pm] Vapor: theyve seen me say worse
[10:50pm] Hakukage: arms of a angle
[10:50pm] Starba: ..angle
[10:50pm] Zyn: jizm with the tism.
[10:50pm] Hakukage: i said what i said
[10:50pm] Zyn: .
[10:50pm] Vapor: an obtuse angel or an acute angel
[10:50pm] Beebo: LMAO
[10:50pm] Teckel: on my christian
[10:51pm] Hakukage: whos wolfhome jesus
[10:51pm] ModirLoki: fuck it
[10:51pm] Teckel: good question
[10:51pm] Beebo: Underdaddy
[10:51pm] Perseus: .......
[10:51pm] Sjoukje: Looooooooooool
[10:51pm] Perseus: please do not say that again
[10:51pm] Vapor: our lord n savior underdaddy
[10:51pm] Beebo: Def jesus material
[10:52pm] Vapor: ive called underdaddy a fossil to his digital face and he loved my joke
[10:52pm] Beebo: gots a bunch of dumbb followers
[10:52pm] ModirLoki: osdjvnsodnvosndv
[10:52pm] StickyBeanz: "underdaddy"
[10:52pm] StickyBeanz: slay
[10:52pm] ModirLoki: underdaddy is just a cult leader at this point let's be real
[10:52pm] Vapor: i doubt his daughter likes these jokes as much as we do
[10:52pm] Sjoukje: Yeah, you don't look like yourself either
[10:52pm] Beebo: gross does he have kids
[10:53pm] Vapor: idk about kids but i know hes got a daughter bout our age
[10:53pm] StickyBeanz: does his daughter us wh
[10:53pm] Beebo: imagine having kids with underdaddy
[10:53pm] Vapor: use to
[10:53pm] StickyBeanz: thats crazy
[10:53pm] Sjoukje: I know he has a son at least. I didn't know he had a daughter
[10:53pm] Vapor: i dont wanna imagine that, thanks
[10:53pm] StickyBeanz: LMAO
[10:53pm] ModirLoki: I don't either vapor
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[6:48pm] MrLaPlaguea: children =/= slaves
[6:48pm] Pathious: i love it so much
[6:48pm] Vapor: i would if i could survive on my own
[6:48pm] Gandxlf: vapor needs an adult to survive
[6:48pm] Sjoukje: Come here, I'll take care of you
[6:48pm] Vapor: unfortunately i am a flightless bird and in this nest i will stay
[6:49pm] Vapor: oh lovely ty veronica
[6:49pm] Gandxlf: mentally handicapped.
[6:49pm] ModirLoki: damn
[6:49pm] MrLaPlaguea: ohhhhhhhhh mannnnnnn
[6:49pm] Vapor: beau suck my nuts
[6:49pm] Gandxlf: sucks nuts
[6:49pm] Gandxlf: salty.
[6:49pm] Vapor: mentally handle my balls
[6:49pm] Gandxlf: handles
[6:49pm] Vapor: alright chill out LOL
[6:49pm] Gandxlf: lake a roll, massage or squeeze?
[6:50pm] Gandxlf: oh..
[6:50pm] MrLaPlaguea: .
[6:50pm] MrLaPlaguea: omg
[6:50pm] Vapor: beau doesnt even have to take a knee to be at dick height
[6:50pm] Gandxlf: bitchj you're 4'11
[6:50pm] Gandxlf: who you calling short?
[6:50pm] Sjoukje: DEAD
[6:50pm] Vapor: 5'4 love, we're in the same boat
[6:50pm] Vapor: and its sinking
[6:50pm] Gandxlf: 5'9
[6:50pm] Gandxlf: ;[
[6:50pm] Vapor: basically the same thing lil guy
[6:50pm] ModirLoki: still short
[6:50pm] ModirLoki: ...
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: oh no.
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: he's short
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: wjatever will he do
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: :O
[6:51pm] ModirLoki: LMAOO
[6:51pm] Fangs: hey at least you're not ugly
[6:51pm] Vapor: petition to start a go-fund-me so beau can get bigger insoles in his shoes for an added inch
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: thanks dawg.
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: I'll just use a stool for them tall ladies.
[6:51pm] Sjoukje: LMFAO
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: it's fine.
[6:51pm] Vapor: tall ladies being a latina in heels
[6:51pm] Gandxlf: too far!
[6:52pm] Gandxlf: you know tall latinas dont exist.
[6:52pm] Gandxlf: you're hurtful.
[6:52pm] Vapor: thats my point
[6:52pm] Sjoukje: LOL
[6:52pm] Gandxlf: I KNOW WHAT POINT YOU WERE MAKING
[6:52pm] Sjoukje: Ya'll are killing me
[6:52pm] Vapor: rage bait successful
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[10:25pm] Vapor: yall im hungry for snacks but i was in a healthy food mindset when i bought groceries hhhhhh
[10:25pm] Beebo: god I hate it when that happens vapor
[10:26pm] stormlover: just entered
[10:26pm] Sofra: celery + peanutbutter = snack
[10:26pm] Vapor: goddammnit
[10:26pm] Fangs: go snack on those GREAT CUCUMBERS
[10:26pm] Vapor: ive got uh
[10:26pm] stormlover: yes sof yesss
[10:26pm] Vapor: YKNOW WHAT JASON
[10:26pm] Vapor: I JUST MIGHT
[10:26pm] Beebo: LOL
[10:26pm] Fangs: GOOD IM GLAD
[10:26pm] Vapor: ILL MAKE A MUKBANG FOR YOUR CUCUMBER HATIN ASS
[10:26pm] stormlover: ayo
[10:26pm] Fangs: hm hold on are you going to cut them up
[10:26pm] Vapor: hes okay i dont beat him dont worry
[10:26pm] Fangs: cuz you dont have to
[10:27pm] Vapor: theyre already cut
[10:27pm] Vapor: i cut them up yesterday
[10:27pm] Fangs: man nvm that made me laugh. f u guys
[10:27pm] Vapor: wait a minute
[10:27pm] Fangs: oh now she gets it
[10:27pm] Vapor: :C dont befoul my cucumbers
[10:27pm] stormlover: can we ban jason
[10:27pm] stormlover: .
[10:28pm] Vapor: yes
[10:28pm] Venom: AHNGFN
[10:28pm] stormlover: jason is a sexiest to cucumbers
[10:29pm] Vapor: wait huh, jasons a sexy cucumber?
[10:29pm] Adits: Face palm