SharkHound
she/her - Dark Humor Enthusiast - 20 - Digital Artist
BETTER IN WIDE VIEW
FUNNIES
** bogus: sends da wambulance---------SharkHound: ive got a humongous penis
Tylerlmao: proof
Tylerlmao: in dms?
SharkHound: thats why the ladies flock to me
TechnoPhantom: just entered
Tylerlmao: fair
SharkHound: nahhh
ravens: yeah not to brag but my member is throbbing
Shaxx: LOL WHAT
SharkHound: >>>>>>
Tylerlmao: damn
TechnoPhantom: >>>>>
Shaxx: You both need jesus right now
TechnoPhantom: Excuse me
SharkHound: NOT MEMBER
ravens: ill see myself out
ravens: just left
XANTHAEUS: ur Length?
SharkHound: MEMBER BRINGS BACK FUCKIN.. PTSD FLASHBACKS
XANTHAEUS: SGYU;
ravens: just entered
XANTHAEUS: asdfhjk
XANTHAEUS: WB
ravens: TY
TechnoPhantom: bruh
Wyvern: unsheathes my fat furry cock
SharkHound: raven you spiked my ptsd im having war flashbacks
TechnoPhantom: EXCUSE ME
SharkHound: oh my god
Wyvern: what are we doing
ravens: UNSHEATH
Shaxx: LMAO
Tylerlmao: i hate this place
ravens: also
ravens: LMFAO
Tylerlmao: im going to go make dinner
Shaxx: Yall are nasty
Tylerlmao: fuck all of you---------SharkHound: from now on im gonna give stupid reasons for getting offline
SharkHound: "guys i gtg for the night my mom just shit on the carpet, ttyl"
ravens: LMFAO PLS
ravens: no explanation eiter
SharkHound: XD
ravens: so serious
SharkHound: just saying that then poof
ravens: leave them all wanting more---------TechnoPhantom: theres a difference between putting stuffing in the turkey and STUFFING the turkey
Loki: KLGJSD;FKG
arlo: LMAO
KaiSugarHigh: AYO
SharkHound: tug me wyv >
KaiSugarHigh: NAHHH---------Autumn: So Cyvil is a male right?
SharkHound: ive been waiting over a month for half of them
SharkHound: cyvil is a girlio
Autumn: Oh the ref just has a dick in it
SharkHound: i changed the gender lol
Autumn: ah okay
SharkHound: i didnt really have the option to ask them to delete the red rocket
XANTHAEUS: transed them
Chilli: Omg
Chilli: Dick delete
Chilli: xD
XANTHAEUS: ASDFH
XANTHAEUS: dick begone
Chilli: I can't believe it's not dick
XANTHAEUS: LMFAOO
SharkHound: LOL---------sero: can i come i wanna be cool too
SharkHound: you can come but idk if ur as cool as me
XANTHAEUS: big fax
bogus: No mf printer
sero: no one is as cool as u big papi
SharkHound: hehehe---------SharkHound: wanna play catch son?
sero: yes father
ToxicLlama: XD
Chilli: Yeet me daddy
SharkHound: too bad HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chilli: I want it
Chilli: Oh
SharkHound: im gonna go get milk
Chilli: You tease me so
Coffee: i got some
ToxicLlama: asdfdsf
SharkHound: >>>
Coffee: litterly just sat down with some
Chilli: It's ok, i already got daddy issues
TechnoPhantom: i dont know whats happening rn
TechnoPhantom: me too >
SharkHound: shh the point is that there is no milk
TechnoPhantom: ,
Coffee: NO MILK T-T
SharkHound: am i the perfect father figure yet?
Chilli: Yes
Coffee: yes daddy xD
Chilli: Perfection
TechnoPhantom: nah you gotta prioritize alcohol over your family
ToxicLlama: ofc ofc
SharkHound: shit u right
Chilli: Abandon me some more daddy
SharkHound: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ToxicLlama: >_>
Chilli: DO IT
SharkHound: i-
merp: :o---------SharkHound: let me touch your toes king julian (;T
Chilli: Omg sharky nooo
Coffee: SHARKY
ToxicLlama: >>
Chilli: >>
sero: yes plz
SharkHound: mmmmmm toes
sero: no one touches me
sero: im a lonely boy
ToxicLlama: well fuck
sero: LOL
Chilli: Has me concerned
SharkHound: dont ruin this for me---------SharkHound: permission to lick a nip
XANTHAEUS: nod nod
XANTHAEUS: SFHJ
Chilli: Sits on
XANTHAEUS: theyre kind of not there
CrazedCartoonist: CHOKES
SharkHound: LOL
Chilli: Father please
SharkHound: fathers busy
XANTHAEUS: ASDFHJ
Chilli: This is why we were banned from walmart
SharkHound: LOLLLL
XANTHAEUS: i am currently not banned from walmart
XANTHAEUS: ill sneak you in
Chilli: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BEHAVE---------XANTHAEUS: are we making eye contact rn
XANTHAEUS: im blushin
TechnoPhantom: yall bout to kiss
SharkHound: mwah
XANTHAEUS: okay well cue the music
XANTHAEUS: tf yall standin there for
ravens: smoog
SharkHound: -rick ross-
XANTHAEUS: ASFGH
TechnoPhantom: still a better love story than twilight
SharkHound: dont mind me just watchin
SharkHound: now kith
TechnoPhantom: shalalalalalala la la kiss the girl
Herb: yes we are making love eye connection energy cosmic connections
TechnoPhantom: You like your poking slow, herb?
Herb: STOP
ravens: SLOW-
SharkHound: HAHA
Herb: I
XANTHAEUS: SDFGH
ravens: COUGHING
SharkHound: slow and steady wins the race
Herb: i could vomit
XANTHAEUS: dont vomit on me please
Afton: getting better sex ed on wolfhome than in school---------Chronicle: water beds are impossible to get hardcore hanky panky on
Wyvern: i feel like theyd help your back???
Yarniel: I'm sorry is that a dare
SharkHound: not if you try hard enough chron
Chronicle: Is that a challenge Shark
Chronicle: Lmfao
SharkHound: .////.
SharkHound: i mean shihhhh---------SharkHound: speak or die
bogus: i-
bogus: i uhm
bogus: ur mom's a hoe
SharkHound: yes she is
bogus: pFF---------bogus: hey
SharkHound: how
badvibes: how the fuck
ravens: how
badvibes: nani
SharkHound: TELL ME HOW
ravens: 👁👄👁
SharkHound: >>>>
bogus: hello
badvibes: 👁️👅👁️
bogus: LMFAO
ravens: 😩👀👌
badvibes: HOW U DO THAT THO BOG
badvibes: WTF
badvibes: wait did you copy paste it
bogus: also to type that type uh [i] text here [/.i] NO DOT at the end
badvibes: fuck
bogus: replace w b or u for underline or bold
badvibes: fuck
bogus: YEAHH >
SharkHound: [i] and then he stuffed the 300th carrot up his butthole. he did it. he beat the record [/i]
SharkHound: HAHA
bogus: LMFAOO
badvibes: FUCK
ravens: ✿༺ 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓂𝑜𝓂 ༻✿
badvibes: 👁️👄👁️💢
SharkHound: miss mary mack was gay
badvibes: 🍑🥕
bogus: all dressed in black black black
bogus: with silver button button buttons
bogus: all down her back back back
badvibes: BLACK DRESS
badvibes: WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH
SharkHound: no
SharkHound: stop
bogus: LMFAOO
badvibes: GOT THE BREATH OF A LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH---------bogus: if raven will ever come back to life we can get this rollin
bogus: i think she otp doe
SharkHound: she cheatin on me
bogus: frfr
SharkHound: we've got a uh.. weird father daughter relationship its fine
bogus: LOL
bogus: oh also sharky i got into my damn netflix finally
SharkHound: uh huh leaking ur number to the world
bogus: SHHH
bogus: u saw nothing
Chilli: >>
bogus: i leaked my almost full legal name too lmfaooo
Chilli: Bog doing crimes
SharkHound: gonna set you up for christian mingle spam calls
bogus: jfc
Chilli: HA
bogus: literally
bogus: well now i know if i ever get one of those calls who the mastermind is behind it
bogus: tsk tsk shark
bogus: or shrek i should say
SharkHound: ive got so many tricks up my sleeve
SharkHound: memory is.. not one of them
bogus: silly shark trix are for kids
bogus: felt. that.---------SharkHound: eat the rich
Kylo: eat the rich
Rancidsbroke: Eat the rich---------Shaxx: Im about to farkle all over this room---------SharkHound: one of these days im gonna have a whole room of people using my art
bogus: damn straight >
SharkHound: and i will rule wolfhome with an iron cock
svnity: then you could level up to a diamond one
Chilli: You...you mean fist right...?---------SharkHound: god im huge
Zephyr: and very muscly
SharkHound: hell ya
Zephyr: ripped
SharkHound: and this is my pup dipshit
SharkHound: dipshit say hi
ravens: how dare you
ravens: hiii
SharkHound: LOL
Zephyr: nice to meat you dip
Noxus: LMAO!
ravens: nice to meet u too
ravens: gives sweaty handshake---------Tear: I mean, I'm PRETTY sure that when bears are born, they make their way to the nipple to nurse just on instinct
SharkHound: me and bears are the same---------bogus: u floatinnn
bogus: haunt us
ravens: floating away
bogus: nooo rave
bogus: we will miss you
bogus: sobs into hands dramatically
ravens: does balloon noise of air running out
badvibes: throws rocks at rave while she floats
badvibes: loser
ravens: POPS
ravens: thud
badvibes: LMAO---------SharkHound is away: seeing how many baby carrots i can fit up my ass
Absentia: that seems more attainable
SharkHound: so far 32
SharkHound: 33...
Absentia: that was fast
Absentia: Lucas snoozing peacefully as u shove carrots in ur bum
lucas: average chatlands activities---------SharkHound: when i find out who made my tuna sandwich im gonna first kiss em cause it tastes gr8 and then im gonna curb stomp them for the way they wrapped it
bogus: LOL
bogus: how did they wrap it?
SharkHound: like shit, the wrap has holes in it
bogus: wtf
Chilli: Wow
bogus: i saw a video of a girl whos tryna find a lawyer bc she got a sandwich at subway, took one bite and noticed feces on it
bogus: .
SharkHound: im not tryna play surgery w my mf sandwich
bogus: sorry if anyone is eating
SharkHound: o-
SharkHound: BITCH i was JUST saying i WAS EATING
bogus: I
bogus: I THOUGHT U
bogus: ALREADY FINISHED
bogus: Im so sorry
SharkHound: NoO
bogus: covers ur ears
bogus: u didnt hear anything
Chilli: ..........
SharkHound: man i really hope they spit in it just 4 me
Chilli: Wait...what
bogus: LOL---------SharkHound: foot fettish
Afton: love me some beans
Afton: no
Rawr-Horse: LGHDFLJKGD
Afton: not like that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SharkHound: LOLLLL
SharkHound: PERFECT TIMING---------worm: when is your wedding so i can come?
bogus: huh?
sharkhound: what?
chilli: you wanna what?
bumblebee: i think she just wants to attend
worm: no i wanna cum but i guess ill attend too---------merp: IQ? i have three
badvibes: you have three of them?**
About Me <3
Im 20 living in the state of florida, I go by a lot of names but mostly sharky, hound, smalls, etc.
likes...
Short walks on the sands of hell, eating the wrapper with my hersheys kiss, cats over dogs, drawing, etc.
dislikes...
people who cant take dark humor, people who let their dogs lick their mouth, you get the point.